BREAKING: Patrick Kane Has Signed With The Detroit Red Wings And I Want To PUKE

Good morning and here is a kick in the nuts. Patrick Kane will be teaming up with Alex Debrincat in Detroit and probably leading the Red Wings back to the playoffs as the Blackhawks spiral towards the league's worst record again. The Blackhawks ran Kane out of town for God knows what reason so they signed a veteran leader, Corey Perry, who was such a great influence that he has been dismissed by the team before Thanksgiving. It's unbelievable how badly this organization messes things up by not valuing what fans want. Doesn't matter if you're a legend like Edzo or Kane. You're gone if the powers that be decide "it's what's best for the organization". It's way too common that carpetbaggers who have been with the organization for a cup of coffee push out icons of the team. It's infuriating. 

Anyways, I hope Patrick Kane absolutely KILLS it for the Wings starting on Thursday night against the Blackhawks. I hope he's truly healthy. I think last year left a real sour taste in Kaner's mouth and a pissed off Patrick Kane is bad news for the entire league. It is a great fit for Detroit on the ice. Reunited with Debrincat. It'll be instant chemistry for a team that could use a veteran leader up front as they push towards the playoffs. Kane with Larkin as his center would be nasty too. No matter what, Kane will be an asset to the Wings and they are officially a team you want on your ESPN+. Daniel Sprong better be ready to give up that number 88. It belongs to Kaner. 

I am just excited to watch my guy again. A hockey genius who played on one leg last year. I want him to destroy the Eastern Conference starting with Rangers and Devils fans who both deserve death by Kaner.